Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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