Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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