Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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