Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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