I must be too annoying 4 u.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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