We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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