How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I have feelings that need drinking.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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