oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
just come out here and I will go home with you...
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My pussy is not your playground.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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