It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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