weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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