This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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