Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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