But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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