Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Randomize