Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize