It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
