i just google imaged poop.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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