Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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