absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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