3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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