If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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