She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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