Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
The dick lei will go down in squad history
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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