I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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