We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
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