The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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