hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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