I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Randomize
