There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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