Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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