i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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