think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
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you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
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