I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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