8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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