your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
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I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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