I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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