I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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