I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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