Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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