WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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