my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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