she was so not down for the gang bang
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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