I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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