the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
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She told me I should be a condom model.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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