I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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