That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i think i just lost a toe
You don't make any sense
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