all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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