The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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