windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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