Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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