I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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