I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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