I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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