Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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