Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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